February 2011
danisnotsohipster-deactivated20 asked: at first i thought you were diana's best friend
and then i learned you really are diana's best friend
and then i learned you love my name
and then i learned you have a blog
those were my first 4 impressions, so scandalous right
and then i learned you really are diana's best friend
and then i learned you love my name
and then i learned you have a blog
those were my first 4 impressions, so scandalous right
judgesdeepyl asked: At first I thought you were hilarious but maybe not someone I'd follow
go to my ask and leave your first impression of me...
sololololux:
karkat:
(i mean me personally, not my tumblr)
this would be nice ;;
do it do it
Reblog if you're a dufe SCOPING this bipches...
litzi: /DRIVING
sign: CURVE. 30MPH.
curve: /90 DEGREE ANGLE
litzi: SUCK MY DICK /GOES 40MPH
January 2011
That awkward moment when you lean in for a kiss...
tonightsreality:
ASSHOLE I’M GROWING THAT OUT
REMEMBER THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU HEARD THIS...
mfw i rewrite the same novel for the 4th time and...
reblog if you want it with whipped cream on it
hellomynameisyourtv:
danisnotsohipster-deactivated20 asked: @ your chinese picture
YOU'RE SO CULTURED
YOU'RE SO CULTURED
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The Fail Whale and some Tumbeasts spend a nice day...
oatmeal:
High-res version
omniphile asked: sometimes i forget you're you and then i think you're an rp acct for dave
Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
thehomestuckfan:
vriskadonna:
pimpdaddydino:
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PIMPDADDYDINO BUT OKAY
BUT Y THO
I win.
wat
danisnotsohipster-deactivated20 asked: thanks, i've been worrying about the flow.
i know deep down you respect me for this feat
i know deep down you respect me for this feat
danisnotsohipster-deactivated20 asked: Here's a section of my poem:
How do you do? My name is Dan,
I’m probably your biggest fan.
I watch your shows, I browse your site,
I think all those good reviews are right:
When it comes to cooking, you’re the queen,
To-die-for cooking must be in your genes.
How do you do? My name is Dan,
I’m probably your biggest fan.
I watch your shows, I browse your site,
I think all those good reviews are right:
When it comes to cooking, you’re the queen,
To-die-for cooking must be in your genes.
danisnotsohipster-deactivated20 asked: don't try and tell me her southern allure doesn't just make you swoon
danisnotsohipster-deactivated20 asked: because she's paula deen and i want her autograph
danisnotsohipster-deactivated20 asked: ~so secksi grease~
i'll ask diana after i finish my poem to paula deen
i'll ask diana after i finish my poem to paula deen
danisnotsohipster-deactivated20 asked: WHEN ARE WE SEEING GREASE
SO I HEARD DIANA KISSES A BOY IN IT :*
how scandalous
SO I HEARD DIANA KISSES A BOY IN IT :*
how scandalous
> Litzi: Kiss cat on the mouth.
> Parents: Stare.
REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
cosyourafirework-:
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Fuck you, put a SPADE/♠ in my ask box and I'll...
obscureheiroglyph:
killerdiarrheaonion:
I don’t know I’m just bored waiting for this shit computer to finish rendering.
I want to do this too. :U
Anonymous asked: <3 <3 <3
Doctor: When did you adopt?
My blonde Caucasian Mum: I'm sorry?
Doctor: (nods at me)
Mum: Oh, she's mine.
Doctor: (sighs) How old was she when you adopted her?
Mum: (impatiently) Her father's Japanese.
Doctor: I can see that, but WHEN did you adopt her?
Mum: Are you that daft?
Doctor: What?
Mum: Look, give me your pen and paper. I'll draw you a cartoon how her father and I made her. I promise I won't make it too smutty.
Mum and I in an examination room with a new doctor at our local health clinic when I was 11.