I REALLY ONLY FRACTURE THE RULES WE MADE TO BREAK

part 1

UGH

waking up is bullshit

it’s only like 10pm

need my daily dose of katie couric

you are not katie couric

MOM THE TV’S BUwhat the fuck.

alright

can’t resist doors, man

doors are my kryptonite

or something of that nature

oh god what the fuck

part 2

what exactly am i looking at here

part 3

who the fuck just leaves their bike lying around

in the middle of uterus-land

finders keepers i guess

is this a mall or something

am i going shopping

i can dig it

excuse me where is claire’s??

bitch i am talking to you

fine be that way

just hemorrhage around like it’s nbd

part 4

that bitch be TRIPPIN

i’ll have what she’s having

IS THAT A MAGIC WAND

no it’s just a plute

part 5

WOMEN AND THEIR PERIODS

part 6

this was not here when i came in

wait i just went down a hole

am i thinking in portals, or

I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A PROG

what has science done

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

…

part 7

FUCK

THIS

SHIT

part 8

these fuckers won’t stop dancing

they’re on

part 9

FINALLY

wait what

the… door-hole thing… it beckons.

COMMENCE SEIZURE

part 10

the fuck did i

do you know where i am

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

wait how did i

are these stairs, or

better ride my stolen bike down these badass motherfuckers